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‘Every one of our national parks, battlefields and historic sites are going to have special events in honor of ‘America250’ and I even think we’re going to have a UFC fight,’ says POTUS.

Also known as Stratus, the Frankenstein virus is currently the dominant strain in England.

Abortion advocates who are shocked by Lily Allen’s cheery boasting about feticide have no right to be. This is the culture they wanted. This is the culture that they got.

The victim is in critical condition after the shocking attack, which took place in front of the couple’s children.

‘Taxpayers expect their dollars to fund safe streets, not rainbow crosswalks,’ said Secretary Duffy. ‘Political banners have no place on public roads.’

Proximity to well-maintained links a major contributing factor in many who developed neurological condition, researchers claim.